Gamespot VF5 Exclusive Hands-On

Im sorry but I feel inclined to post about this travesty of a vf thread. At first I thought it was just a joke but it seems that this is serious..God there are some serious losers that play vf or at least thats what Im lead to believe after trying to read a thread about exclusive hands on material about vf5 only too find a bunch of mombo jumbo crap

 

Chi-quanshu official website discovered! Masterpo revealed at last:

Chi-quanshu Official Website: Junior Member, Po-ShouDik profile

 

Proof that Masterpo is Shou:

[11:34] <Shou> Shangster: you are a damn moron if you think i am flaming you on vfdc
[11:34] <Shangster> appearently you read it fast enough
[11:35] <Shou> huh
[11:35] <Shangster> it's not the first time you posted under a different name
[11:36] <Shou> i havent posted on vfdc in over a year at least, <u>i dont go to the site</u> lol

This is about 10mins after I made the previous post. he was the first person to picked out the reference and claims he hasn't read vfdc in a year. Yeah Right!
Keep on living Shou, I guess you should have made sure you had more skills before you crapped on NAVF! Oh no more tears, no more tears... no no no.. I'm still waiting for the "one of the top 3 sarahs" in Japan to make it to a major tournament yet.

<u>To quote one of the greatest post ever on VFDC, and I quote</u>

Ever since Evo2k4 you've puffed up your chest like you're the man, but even though you did beat LA Andy, guess what?

YOU LOST, BITCH!

I've never seen someone suck their own dick so much for getting 2nd place.

Just like you LOST in the little rinky-dink Japanese tourneys that you linked to in the media section, to unknown players, most of whom were in the 6th to 10th dan range.

YOU LOST!

Then you're gonna pipe up about how you're suddenly one of the best Sarah's in Japan? Nigga PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEE! Is that because everyone quit already? You are no Muscle Sarah, Anii or K-2. Those guys whould have had a Bar-B-Q with that little tourney you played in.

What you ARE is an insecure bitch who needs a video game to feel good about himself. I'm full of shit? Then why do you own 300 arcade boards that you brag to people from Japan about (in front of me), post pictures of all your consoles and VF4 arcade CDs etc? Then once you realized that people don't really give a shit about all that junk, you decide to become a "winner". But Eric, you haven't won SHIT. "

Now where's masterpo?

 

Damn Shang, you pwn3D! Seriously though Master Po needs calm down with all that.

 

Denkai_84, obviously not everybody takes VF as seriously as you do. From what I've seen so far this is not a militant site ran by a Nazi where you can post on a thread only if you're going to stay on topic.

What you have just witnessed was the "Psycho-Babble-Rumble". It was bound to happen somewhere/sometime on some thread.
Two heavy-weight shit talkers, Shang and Masterpo, faced off and Shang whipped his ass.

Congrats on the win, Shang and on your new higher level of maturity. That's not sarcasm btw, you really have matured.

Oh, yeah, couldn't leave without fucking with you Po, here's my impression of you:

"Expect the unexpected, predict the unpredictable. Seek the inner you within your exterior and get in touch with yourself... if you are not in, leave a message.

Allow the chi to flow and the flow to chi. If you cannot see beyond your fists, open your eyes. Up is up and down is down unless you are upside down.

The one who looks at you from the mirror is not you, just a reflection of reality. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left. There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. You can lead a fool to wisdom but you cannot make him think.
Remember, Po, it is never too late to be what you might have been. You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive."

That's what you sound like, Po, your interpretation of reality is distorted because real life might suck for you. In the imaginary world that you have created you must hold all of the keys and control all.
You might be a control freak... and in the real world, where you might not have any real control, you want to show others your dominance and/or superiority on something... anything, even if it's psycho-babble or VF just so you can feel better about yourself. You might be better than some at psycho-babble and/or VF, but that still does not make you better than anybody. Take it from a war-vet/psychology student, if you take VF or life too seriously: "You are big fool".

 

Holy sweet titties Tony, you are my hero. FYI, I shall lite up to absorb all of this.